Static Ad Studio · Supplements · Telehealth · CPG

Written. Not generated.

Ads that sound like humans wrote them… because we did.

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Realistic ads are written, directed, and shaped by hand for brands you actually know.

BREZ static ad — Alcohol Free(dom)
Lucky Energy static ad — Energy that helps you give a sh*t
Armra Colostrum — Less hair in the drain means more to show off
BRĒZ Armra Colostrum Lucky Energy Lucyd Media
01 / Who we are

We're a static ad studio specializing in:

Human-written copy. Art-directed visuals. Built-in compliance.

Leave the briefing and design to us… and leave the ugly slop behind.

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02 / What we believe

Everyone can make an ad now. And that's exactly the problem.

Tools made work faster, but the work got worse, so we do the unfashionable thing.

We do the writing… By Hand.

Turns out the oldest move in advertising is one that can't be automated: a sentence that makes someone feel truly understood.

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03 / What we do

Three things, done unusually well.

i

Copy, written by humans.

The headline makes or breaks a great static. We don't outsource it, pull it from a template, or let a robot guess at it. Every line comes from a strategist who understands who to sell your product to its intended customer, and knows what gets them to stop scrolling at 11pm.

ii

Visuals with a real point of view

We only use speed where it actually improves outcome. We generate and iterate imagery fast with AI, but a human art-directs every piece so that it feels intentionally made, not produced by a machine. The robot might hold the brush, but we decide what it paints.

iii

Words that won't bite back

In supplements, telehealth, and certain CPG categories, the gap between a winning claim and a lawsuit is one word. We've lived in that gray area. We write bold copy that doesn't get your account flagged or your brand in trouble.

04 / Why statics

Video is expensive to guess with. Statics tell you which guess is worth the money.

We find the angles that deserve briefing for your $5,000 UGC creator, and cut the ones that don't. Shooting your shot is a lot less risky when you have a ton of cheap & strategic ammo.

Videos should still be most of your spend. But statics learning for it are what most brands underproduce and under-test. Meta recently reported that their ad inventory is growing at 3x the rate of its user base. Do you want to compete with the angle that every other brand is running, or the outlier that no one considered to test?

Cheap & strategic ammo
Angles you can test for the price of one $5,000 video
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Illustrative. More angles tested = more winners found.
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More inventory, more noise. Strategy is the only edge.
05 / Who it's for

Built for a specific kind of brand.

A

Supplements & CPG

Scaling past your first ceiling, testing new angles, and starting to feel compliance breathe down your neck.

B

Telehealth

A regulated category with high CPMs, where copy often leans too clinical or vague, but rarely human.

C

Performance agencies

You need a static partner who brings the strategy, not just the execution.

06 / Why trust us

We don't throw repurposed templates at your team. We live and breathe this work.

Lucky EnergyView work ↓
BRĒZView work ↓
Armra ColostrumView work ↓

Lucky launched energy gummies. Energy, focus, no crash tested well. But our most engaged audience skewed heavily male, Lucky has an edgy reputation, and the gummies had maca in them, a root known for supporting sexual stamina. The next angle wrote itself, and these statics ripped.

BRĒZ’s most obvious angle is that it’s an alcohol alternative. That angle carried the brand in its early days, but in order to scale harder, we needed something that would resonate in a different way. Through multiple statics, we discovered that describing the feeling (we called these people “bliss seekers”) was a goldmine, as people seek products like BRĒZ because really they just want to feel good. These statics spent multiple 6 figures combined and led to many winning videos based on the same concept.

ARMRA’s new RTD soda presented a unique challenge: it wanted to prove that it was so much more than all of these trendy “gut sodas,” but at the same time needed to not diss the gut benefit because it’s still one of colostrum’s benefits. By using more old-school analogies and tongue-in-cheek culture references, we were able to get the message across while also stopping the scroll and drove great performance.

Stop leaving angles & customers on the table.

Book a 20 minute call. We'll tell you exactly how we'd attack your account, whether you hire us or not.

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07 / FAQs

You give us access to your 1) brand assets 2) customer reviews 3) customer persona matrix. We take this and start cooking up new concepts for existing winners & new angles you've never even considered.

We scope every engagement to your volume and cadence. Most brands run with us on a monthly creative retainer. Book a call and we'll quote you exactly.

Freelancers require much more management, and are not necessarily versed in your brand or product category. We've written thousands of taglines for brands in your space and can leverage that knowledge to create the best performing statics you've ever seen.

There are a number of problems with other partners out there:

  1. The strategists are typically overseas. They might know English, but they don't understand the cultural context or native lingo to make things that cut to your customers emotional core. All of our strategists are US natives.
  2. They will feed your templates for giant brands and provide the following rationale: "well it's working for them." Copying ads with zero strategy is like buying lottery tickets: occasionally one will hit, but it's not a formula for consistent success.
  3. We're experts in our space, and we stick to what we know. We don't work with clothing brands, SAAS companies, or online casinos. A jack of all trades is a master of none.